Today marks the first official day in April, which is, coincidentally, the silliest day of the year. To celebrate, the gear brands that we love have put their craziest ideas out on display. Is this innovation at its finest, maybe? Do we enjoy when product design starts thinking outside the box? Absolutely.
Whether these outrageous ideas were sparked out of need from the consumer, or to stop your endless doomscrolling, one thing is sure: they did make us laugh. From Crocs for climbing to a pee tracker for the trail, these are the April Fool gear picks that we’re seriously taking into consideration. Some we hope that never come to fruition.
Ankle Blankets
Finally, a solution for the little parts of my legs that get cold during a campfire.
Toe Jammies
This will only hurt…A lot!
Sounds of Nature (All Trails X Calm)
Ah yes, someone awkwardly telling me “howdy” on the trail, exactly how I prefer to calm my nerves at night!
Jet Water
Jetboil has once again innovated the backpacking stove system…This time tastes a little different than in the past.
Hydration Matrix
Considering how many miles we tackle on our trail runs, this might actually come in handy.
Solo Stove Deodorant
Our armpits have never smelled better after days on the trail.
Napier Truck Tent
Your child’s happiness is guaranteed, but their safety is not.
Gossamer Cooler
Imagining this by an alpine lake packed full of my favorite beer is, coincidentally, the best day of my life.
Wheelys by One Wheel
The need for speed has revolutionized the sneaker.
Alpaka Spectrum Pro Gap
Made for every type of weather you can experience on the trail.
Climbing Crocs
*Please be advised to put your Crocs into sport mode before climbing*
Pee Points
It’s like Strava but for your bathroom habits!
Dog Cooler
*Cute furry friend not included*
Kokopelli Air Suit Pro
Why paddle down the river when you can become the river?
Jenga Ski Rack
Finally, something that fits all the skis hiding in my basement that I haven’t put to use in 10 years!
Flying Bike
Does it still count as mountain biking if you’re flying over the peak?
Translating Dog Collar
The sheer disappointment when this does come to fruition, and all we hear is “food, walk, food.”
Merino Deodorant
I’m going to need a lot more than Merino deodorant to control my stench three days into a backpacking trip.
Water Repellant Sunblock
Say goodbye to your overpriced water-repellent jackets and hello to the new ultralight accessory!
Hot Dog Flask
Just in time for baseball season!
Turkey + App
The turkeys are just happy this didn’t release in time for Thanksgiving.
Sunski Full Screen
Make sure to watch where you’re walking in these.
Holes by Mountain Soles Outdoor Threads
Out with the old, in with the hole!
Meat Cowboy Hat
We seriously hope no cows we’re offended by this post.
HalfCrap 32
Please be advised that the hybrid toilet-cooler does not hide the smell that it emits…
Dale’s Pocket Beers
Now this will be my go-to accessory on backpacking trips.
Bonus: Olive Garden’s Newest Location
I hope they still serve unlimited breadsticks.
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